Total Medals Earned: 261 (From 69 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,845 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (25/25 points)
Obtain the almighty BIEBER FEVER!!!
Show your love for Edward!
Show your love for Jacob!
Somewhere out there, you have broken a heart.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (75/270 points)
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Last up to day 15.
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Reach a score of 1 million
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/80 points)
Get 10000 or more points
Get 15000 or more points
Get 20000 or more points
Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/325 points)
Finish the three tutorial levels
Play and finish 5 different custom levels
Create your own level (must add at least five objects)
Rate 5 custom levels
Fire your cannon 250 times
Finish all levels
Fire three 100% shots in a row
Earn gold ranking on level 2 by only firing one ball
Clear level 15 with a ball that does not touch walls or floor
Earn at least silver rank on all levels
Earn gold rank on all levels
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/240 points)
Beat the 5th wave
Beat the 15th wave
Beat the 30th wave
Die on wave 50
Unlock all in-game achievements
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/60 points)
Watch out for PoolSharks.
What were you doing?
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
Do you always go into things head first?
I think you missed a step in there.
Scorpion would be proud.
Watch where you point that thing.
I need another quarter!
I wish every lifeguard was as good as you!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/230 points)
Complete the easy round
Complete the medium round
Complete the game
Finish in under 300 seconds
Finish in under 250 seconds
Complete the hard round
Finish in under 200 seconds
Finish in under 150 seconds
Medals Earned: 2/8 (55/265 points)
You Survived Your First Encounter
You Spun the Cylinder When You Would Have Been Shot
You Lived Through Round Two
You Are Victorious, But At What Price?
Three Down And Still Fresh
You Shot Your Opponent!
Get To The End On Your First Game
You Survived A Long Rally
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
You made it to the title screen....
You made it home!